The Golden Law (of Sarcasm)

Murphy’s Law #28: If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

When I first saw the poster of the Murphy’s Law in the tourist centre of the Cliff of Moher, Galway, I was very impressed by those witty lines. I was amused and at the same time applauded the wisdom of the author for making such insightful views of life. To a certain extent, the laws are very true albeit in a cynical way. And sadly enough, I had just verified two of the laws in person today.

There was more tension in the air in my third meeting with Michelle, just as I expected and prepared for. However one thing that never cross my mind is how many people actually involved in this. She wasn’t the person that did the sum. Somebody did it and there were somebody else who were in charge of the inspection. There were a whole host of parties involved and I had no idea who shall be responsible to this. This only complicated the whole thing and there was no point confronting Michelle because she seriously doesn’t know anything. Looks like I had been blaming the wrong person.

But this time she seemed to be outraged, due to my allegation. She must be thinking that I was trying to find trouble with her. However she managed to keep her temper and dealt with me composedly, even when I pointed out the fact that my housemates did not incur the same charge as I did. Murphy’s Law #30: In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Instead she tried to convince me that the charge was probably not put down in the sheet so my friends did not notice it. She noted quickly that I did not have evidence. She is smart.

In the end of the day, I had to give up because of the insurmountable technical difficulties with evidence. I went back home staring at my poster and pondering. I love my poster but I would not want to be part of the depiction. So smile… because anything than can go wrong, will go wrong…

张智成-莫非定律
专辑:listen to me

friday night
就在这城市
上百万人次,
努力摆脱小寂寞
这是joe
那是jane
随机认识
如果没感觉还有下一次 ha
每个场景都太类似
开始觉得没意思
不如呆在家里
喝挂自己
港剧日剧韩剧 discovery
眼睛酸好过大家抢帐单
有预感
今晚好象会有些不一样
你被安排坐我对面
oh my god好亮
控制住 huh
不要连waiter都把我看穿
你的意见并不多
一开口却都和我相反
爱情观
价值观
波斯湾
av女优宠物电玩
没有一样我们一样
重点是我喜欢怎么办
爱上你的 baby 你没有反应
你动了心 honey 她爱理不理
谁也躲不开
爱的莫非定律
你要放弃
还是要好好珍惜
帅哥爱上恐龙
美女独守闺中
网友一定超重
期待一定会落空
这世界充满了这么多不完美
为甚么还要继续做梦
你说你认识的男生都一样
下半身思考上半身智障
吓我一跳
我的下半身从来都不会思考
该不会有甚么故障
这个joe不断附和你的意见
那个jane频频对我抛媚眼
简直浪费我宝贵的时间
我好想为我刚才的臭屁道歉
爱情没有谁会赢
而且永远不公平
有感觉不玩也不行
无法抗拒say
may i love you
yes i do
莫非定律我很甘愿
闭上眼睛 baby
想象去火星
告别地球你是唯一的移民
剩下这一夜谁陪你等黎明
你最珍惜就是你最爱的心
那天joe告诉我说
其实jane并不是很适合她
所以在他们两个人发生一夜情过后
就不再联络
之后就在聊天室上交了很多很多的好朋友
结果
他终于找到一个很适合他的女孩子
所以他就想说约她出来
看看长什么样子
很神奇的就是
这个女孩子竟然就是jane
难道这就是就是莫非定律吗
爱上你的 baby